Resurrecting ancient medicine, sacred food, and Edenic agriculture—guided by the Holy Spirit and Scripture to heal 80+ illnesses, naturally and spiritually.
We are a Nonprofit 501c3 organization incorporated in Wyoming
Absurd Health exists to do what no medical system has done: reverse chronic illness through Yahweh’s design. We combine naturopathic consulting, biblical fasting, parasite elimination, gut resets, and food as medicine to create radical transformation.
This is not alternative medicine—it’s original medicine.
Modern Medicine Has Failed You
So we’ve brought back the alternate-reality, biblically based medical system we should’ve had since the 1800s—
and advanced it 300 years to give you and your family access to 22nd-century healing.
Rooted in Yahweh’s creation. Proven by results. Unshaken by pharmakeia.
Welcome to the future of health - Terrain healing..
Pioneers in Parasite Removal, Heavy Metal Detox, Autism Treatment, and even the Cure for Cancer
Farms of the Future
It Starts in the Soil
At Absurd, we know that real healing begins in creation.
That’s why we operate Absurd-Certified Farms—regenerative, ancestral, and beyond organic.
From Indiana to California, our farms grow the rare herbs, animals, and organ meats needed to heal terrain collapse.
We use ancient seeds, Edenic topsoil regeneration, and heirloom restoration agriculture.
We also build farms for others—from custom homesteads to $1M+ healing farms.
Our Core Services
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Telehealth & Biblical Counseling
Spirit-centered, non-denominational healing conversations.
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Weight Loss & Detox
The Absurd Diet is changing lives: weight loss, neurotransmitter reset, divine clarity.
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Naturopathic Consultation
Treatment trajectories for over 80 major illnesses from headaches to autism
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Parasite Cleanse Coaching
The only protocol that actually works—rooted in Scripture and science.
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Prayer & Deliverance
Live calls and Spirit-led healing from all forms of affliction.
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Blood Panels & Microbiome Testing
Map the chaos in your terrain so we can help restore it.
Breakthrough Healing for 80+ Conditions
80+ Illnesses. One solution: Yahweh’s way.
From autism to adrenal fatigue, from cancer to Candida—Absurd’s Biblically based protocols work where modern medicine gave up.
We can help with conditions like:
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)
Autoimmune diseases
Endometriosis
MCAS & mold illness
ME/CFS
Long COVID
Depression & PTSD
Chronic migraines
Cancer (early-stage & advanced)
Parasite-driven emotional & neurological dysfunction
Obesity & metabolic collapse
If doctors have failed you—we welcome you.
Advanced Research.
Breakthroughs the World Has Never Seen Absurd Health is more than a healing center—it’s a Holy Spirit research institute restoring lost knowledge. Every protocol, product, and farm is built on years of deep study, fasting, and revelation.
Best sellers
A parallel healthcare system—rooted in Eden, led by the Holy Spirit, powered by creation.
“And the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.”
— Revelation 22:2
Our Books
We Build Homesteads
At Absurd Health, we don’t just heal bodies—we heal the soil, restore forgotten lands, and establish homesteads built for the age to come. Whether it’s a family refuge, healing retreat, working farm, or off-grid sanctuary, we offer full-service homestead development rooted in best practice wisdom, regenerative agriculture, and modern excellence.
From soil to shelter, our team transforms raw land into living, thriving ecosystems—designed to nourish generations.
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We offer elite, custom homestead creation—ranging from simple modular off-grid builds to full multi-acre sanctuaries complete with clean water systems, healing gardens, energy solutions, and livestock support.
Luxury off-grid homes built to Edenic environmental standards
Full-farm and terrain healing layouts (permaculture, aquifer mapping, spiritual zoning)
Flexible packages, from micro-farms to full-scale resorts
You dream it. We build it. To the highest Absurd standards on Earth.
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The modern food system is broken—and so is the soil beneath it.
We’ve recovered the ancient secrets of land healing and brought them forward for today. Our agriculture projects restore soil within a single season and bring nutrient density back to plants like never before. Our team uses proprietary agriculture protocols—including magnetic resonance, terrain-friendly composting, and structured water systems—to raise up clean food for the remnant.
Whether you’re building a small plot or restoring 10,000 acres, we can show you how to grow Eden again.
Graduate Training
Absurd Health University is the graduate division of Klesia University, a Wyoming-based nonprofit training center for those called to restore the body according to divine design. We are a private, faith-based medical academy offering master’s and doctorate-level education in naturopathy, terrain theory, fasting therapeutics, and spiritual biology. Our programs are not built for licensing—they are built for resurrection, grounded in Scripture, lived in the body, and proven through fasting, scholarship, and transformed terrain. We offer Masters, and Doctorate degrees in addition to Certification courses
